First, drink 12 ounces of Hollow Moon. Add 12 more ounces to your glasses. Drink. Repeat as necessary. Pre-heat oven to 375°
Time to cook.
Get one package of dried, whole dates. You can get the expensive 20 dollar pack or cheapo Dole brand. Doesn't matter. Cut each one down one side and fill with half a table spoon of goat cheese. Eat one spoonful of goat cheese. Go get more goat cheese.
Wrap each date with 5 while pieces of bacon. You will need 10 packs of bacon btw and long skewers.
Put 2 cups of Hollow Moon and 1/2 cup of molasses in small sauce pan. Boil then drop the heat to simmer till it reaches a viscous consistency.
Drizzle over bacon wrapped dates and place in oven for 10 minutes. Pull tray out and flip each date over and drizzle again. Place back in oven for additional 10 minutes. Broil for 1 minute.
Boom. Eat that tasty shit. Beer is tight.